Men are generally fascinated by farting and anything which
is competitive. It’s almost incomprehensible that no one has put the two
together and created a large-scale event.
I envisage the World Championships of Farting would be held
in the elevator of the Empire State building. (qualifying events could be held in other tall towers around the world). The competitor would enter the
elevator along with three judges. The doors would close and the competitor
would have the entire journey up to unleash their worst.
50 per cent of the score would be awarded for the volume and
duration of the farts. The other 50 per cent would be awarded for
aroma.
I imagine the TV coverage would be packed full of special segments
covering each of the competitors and what they ate and drank in the lead up. I'd go German with a lot of beer and sauerkraut.
