Thursday, December 8, 2011


I feel sorry for pineapple. People say it has no place on a pizza. Others say it has no place on a hamburger. Why? Just because it is ridiculously sweet?

Being sweet shouldn't be a reason for rejection. Pineapple makes me happy. We should stand up for pineapple rather than deriding it and excluding it. End pineapplephobia now.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011


On the ad for health care fund BUPA they pose the question "what would you do if you met a healthier version of yourself. I'd probably take him to the pub and buy him a chicken schnitzel and a coopers. I wouldn't try to fight him because he would probably outlast me.