Wednesday, February 26, 2014

I'll take one

Transfield has just been awarded a $1.2 billion contract to run our overseas detention centres. That works out at more than $1000 per detainee, per day. So Tony, if you happen to be reading this how about I do you a deal. I'll take one of those refugees for the budget price of just $500 a day. He can be my personal butler and live in my spare room. I wouldn't shoot him so you could save yourself some embarrassment. You'd save loads of taxpayers' money and I would get rich. Everyone wins!