I was going to call this blog "I can't believe it's not better" but someone already had that so I felt profoundly unoriginal. Then I went to the bathroom and the idea of alphabet soup vomit came into my head, which is way better. Now I feel awesome.
I am starting this blog because talking crap is my favourite past time but now when I start to talk crap people keep switching the topic to weddings, babies, real estate and other things which are somehow far more important than my idea to create a William Tell style bow and arrow game with water balloons instead of apples.
I have also been inspired by Ray's ace blog - http://www.raysworldofcharm.blogspot.com/ . When you get bored of my blog I highly recommend you check it out.