Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Bullshit Bumper Stickers

I saw a car today with a sticker on the back saying "vegetarians save lives". Beneath this slogan it had pictures of a cow, a sheep, a pig and a chicken.

Clearly these people are deluded. If it were not for us meat eaters how many sheep do you think would be around? Sheep are stupid animals that would not survive for ten minutes without the protection of good meat eating humans. We let them roam around in the sunshine and eat all day, all the time making sure they don't have a grizzly death at the hands of a fox. I really don't think it is the vegetarians who are saving the lives of sheep.

I probably eat one cow, one lamb, one pig and about 50 chickens a year. Vegetarians would say I'm responsible for their deaths but surely I'm also responsible for their lives. Without the market for meat we wouldn't have cattle farms - we'd have massive soy bean plantations so all the self-righteous wankers could throw sad tofu sausages on the barbie.

If vegetarians had their way there would clealry be less animals. You're not saving anyone vegos - get a better sticker!

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