The Biggest Boozer

This has to be the next reality TV hit. Like Biggest Loser but more violence, abusive language and drunken attempts at sex. I'd like to mix it up with some glamorous high society types, a couple of filthy winos, a few slutty bogans and a handful of rugby league players. Just put them in a house with a well stocked bar and watch the train wreck in all its glory! Tears, self-improvement, relapses - it would have it all. When someone eventually won, you'd then hand them a big magnum of champagne and there would also be a magic moment of awkwardness.