Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Space

You can now book a space flight on Virgin Galactic for a mere $200,000. Even if I were ridiculously rich I don't know if I would do it though. I just imagine a lot of people vomiting, it floating around all over the place and then being really disappointed that I can't see the Great Wall of China because my window has chunks all over it. After a while I would probably get bored of looking out the window and just tune in to the in-flight movie which would no doubt be something crap involving Tom Hanks. Then I would land and realise I was in the same place and that I'd just wasted a stupid amount of money on a Tom Hanks movie and that I had other people's weird caviar vomit all over me.

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