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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
My invisible friend
People get very excited about defending the honour of their invisible friends. Often their anger spills over in to real riots, killing of ambassadors etc. I think all fights about invisible friends should be mime fights. Protesters could mime shouting slogans, throw mime rocks and turn over mime cars. The police could play their part too - falling over when they have been hit by a mime rock, spraying mime tear gas... even riding mime horses!
After displaying their anger they could then walk away happy... or they could gallop away on a mime horse.