Lance soaked up a lot of glory over the years. Millions of people lined the roads cheering him on. This situation needs to be redressed.
I think he should be made to do another lap of France just so people can boo him. He should have to do it on a shitty old Chinese clunker bike. People should be able to throw overripe fruit, blow smoke from there gitanes in his face and yell abusive things while waving their hands about in a dramatic French manner.
Thumb tacks should be all over the road and each time he gets a flat the mechanic will just say "fix it yourself you fucking cheat" before throwing a pump and a patch at him.
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