The annoying thing about sculpture is you are generally not allowed to touch it. The same thing goes for strippers. That's why both get boring relatively quickly.
I'd like to do a sculpture that is kind of like Gumby. People could just stretch it and bend it in to whatever shape they wanted. That would be fun.
Maybe there should also be bars where you are blind folded but you get to run your hands over the strippers and imagine what they look like. Sure, it would be creepy but far better for the blind community.