Now that you can publish photo books way cheap I'm going to pull my finger out and put together a flash GPO tome.
The first thing to think about is obviously the title and I have come up with a few that could work and a whole lot more that probably won't work. Let me know your favourites and any other suggestions.
Plastic cutlery and a plan for mayhem.
Eating my words and finding a hair.
Force feeding the mentally malnourished with dollops of creamy goodness.
Sitting on the shoulders of a dwarf, I still can’t see the band.
Sick of the bitter cold, the Eskimo resorted to self immolation.
Covered in syrup yet no one will lick me.
Armless army wanting a wank
Eat my words.
The offensive offensive
Tackling a streaker and trying to keep the dangly bits away from my face.