Monday, June 7, 2010

Sandra, that's just sad.

I've got nothing against chicks pashing. After all chicks lips are soft and tasty and who wouldn't want to kiss them? Girls pashing in an attention-seeking, cliched, scripted way at an awards ceremony is however pathetic and annoying. It's been done. I think it was Madonna and Britney, then it was someone else and now it's Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson. It's like Speed 2 Sandra - you just shouldn't have signed up for it.

There are far more original things you could have done. You could have headbutted Scarlett, thrown up on her or squeezed her nipple until she let out a small high pitched shriek. If you really wanted to play on the whole lesbian thing you could have emerged from behind the podium with a large strap-on and bent her over. I don't care. Just do something original.

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