I was visiting Centennial Park today and there was a huge banner out the front advising me to "download our new iPhone app".
This led me to question "why the fuck would I need an app to visit a park?"
Does it contain advise on how to feed a duck? Does it tell me how to ride a bike around in circles? Does it tell me what to put in my fucking picnic basket?
I've got a better idea - if you are going to the park leave your stupid fucking iPhone behind. Enjoy nature, rather than staring at a stupid little screen, taking self-conscious selfies and posting them on social media so a whole lot of people you don't care about can see what a fucking awesome time you are having at the park.
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