Porn should really be better than it is. After all, it is a global multi-billion dollar industry. Sadly it is generally let down by the fact that the product is cheap...and nasty.
There comes a point where seeing some chick with plastic tits, plastic stripper shoes and something large in each orifice doesn't really hold much interest. After all, how are you supposed to fantasise about someone whose main talent is warming oversized cucumbers? of course, instead of trying to make things classier the pornographers just keep making things... unnaturally large.
DIY porn has also had an impact. Now any ugly fat mole with a web cam can share her sloppy sexual moments with the whole wide world. Terrible lighting, bad camera angles - most don't even bother to make the bed beforehand. If you are going to degrade yourself why not have some decent production values and tidy up a bit?
Maybe there should be a few plot surprises in pornos. When you see a pool boy with unusually small shorts and an unusually big wang you can pretty much guess what is going to happen next. But what about if half way through it turns into a vampire movie and the lady nibbling on his appendage grows fangs?
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