How many times have you stood in front of some multi-million dollar piece of art and said "any idiot could have done that?" Well I plan on being that idiot. I'm putting together an art show filled with a whole lot of wanky art which doesn't take too much talent to create.
Appropriately my show will be titled "any idiot could have done that". One of my major works will be a massive canvas with the word "tiny" written on it. I'll also have a grain of rice with the word "huge" written on it. It will all be about keeping things in perspective and reminding people about the starving children in Africa. I think I will call it "maybe you should sponsor a child instead of buying this piece of crap".